Mommy Facebook Group Posts That We Wish Weren't Real

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Apr 22, 2023 12:30 PM EDT

For a childless person, I sure spend a lot more time in the enclaves of the parenting side of social media than I probably should. Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook: all of these places have proved to me that parenting is no walk in the park and that it truly takes over a person's life. I don't not want to be a mom because I don't like kids or anything: I don't want to be a mom right now because I don't want to start unknowingly and constantly post cringe parenting content for all of the world to see. It seems that whenever you become a parent, your ability to use social media in normal ways entirely evaporates and all you spew out is nonsense. There are the occasional funny posts, but most of the stuff brandished on cesspools like mom Facebook groups makes me want to scream, cry, laugh, pull my hair out, and all of the above.

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    Bookcase - Catholic Working Mothers 1h 8 Please pray for As a mom that loves this place, I discovered this "gem" hidden in the back panels of the children's section of the library. How scary it was for me to see that there! And when I asked the librarian, she had no sympathy and acted like it was nothing. (She is in the picture). How desensitized can we get? I tried contacting the head of the library, but it's been a week a no contact yet. www ●●● Pictures: blue devil with sinister gaze, pitchfo
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    Slope - ●●● My daughter is 9 months old, I'm so frustrated. Her cognitive level is like a 5 months old, the only words she has said is ma or mom, basically only mmm's, she doesn't mimic, she doesn't grasp anything I teach her, she doesn't try any syllables not even ggg's or ddd's, I've taught her sign language since 4 months old and she still won't grasp it. I'm exhausted from having to guess every day what this child needs, its beyond exhausting, she just won't use her words and proceeds to thr
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    Font - 8:29 1 < 3 5m I need advice my little one who is 6months old has a HORRIBLE diaper rash. Her skin is peeling, it's red, purple, some areas are bleeding and it's a little swollen. I need ways to get that away. I went to urgent care because I panicked and the nurse is stupid and said use yeast infection ointment but I don't believe that 32 comments Like ● .. Comment
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    Font - Am I wrong for not wanting my boyfriends kids in MY maternity shoot?! It really hasn't been easy, and his kids aren't even remotely excited that we're having a baby together, they live with their mom half the time and I told him we can do family photos when the baby is born. Mind you we've only been dating for 7 months, and we're still trying to adjust to blending our families together. And yes MY 6 year old daughter will be in some of my photos.
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    Font - I can not stand the heartache from my daughter break ups. I except her friends and boyfriend's to quickly as part of our family. 3 years ago she had a boyfriend that we excepted and had him with us all the time then we found out he never broke up with his ex and she was out of town for the whole summer and came back so he dump my daughter. Took forever for her to get over it. Then she had a boyfriend that was sleeping in his car during the winter (his parents were aware but didn't care) s
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    Communication Device - 12:58 & = Sonja my 2nd baby was only 13 weeks when I found out I was 6 weeks pregnant again. My husband and I laughed and have 3 boys now. as of today 23, 17 & 17... Yep for a short time the last two are the same age thru the year.... 3 t Gilla Svara a 1t 17 de C hof O 19% £ ara 65 was 3 Same 16 Mike Sonja they become twins be that. If you have not wash your womb after birth that is what happened 1t Gilla Svara 10
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    Black - NWA Working Moms y 44 mins. U ●●● × Looking for someone who can preferably come to my home in and watch my 11yr old or your house if you have kids her age. I have wifi, pantry full of food/ snacks, you're welcome to just chill and make sure she eats lunch and does her chores. Pretty easy peasy! If we get along it could lead full time when she's on break! If your children go to that's a plus! Dates are: Nov. 24, 26th, Dec 27-29th Jan 5th Those are the dates I would need you Hours 7:30-5:3
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    Product - 499 > View 7 more replies... Bryxenleigh Covenleigh Braxxtyn Creighdin Starshyne 6h Like Reply 93 or Looh! That's beautiful! Zoefia! Never heard that before. Very unique 6h Like Reply 3 or please tell me the name you went with was nothing like these train wrecks. 3h Like Reply Write a reply... 34 why? I like them. I'm sorry you don't. I went with ruxlynnleigh and brayder, but those mentioned above were strong contenders 3h Like Reply 36
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    Font - Anyone know of any pediatricians that are okay with no vaccines? My daughter has had all up to 2 years but I'm done after listening to Candace Owens parlors.... DO 4 Like 19 comments
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    Joint - I took my baby into the hospital because she's had these bumps for a few days now. (11mo) She has eczema on her ankles and inner arms/legs so I didn't think much of them until they got bad! I'm waiting to hear from her pediatrician so I took her into the hospital and the dr said they're insect bites! I know that's not true and I feel so crazy. She has been crying every night nearly every hour and won't eat foods only drinking milk for the past few days. We stayed in a motel for a few day
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    Organism - 8h A ● ●●● X I live in and I'm in need asap of bm my daughter has leukemia and uses it for pain management and immune system and lotion and milk baths her skin breaks out due to chemo I can trade size 5 cutie brand diapers if need be but I'm completely out and I don't want to have to load her up on nasty narcotics for her pain when I can do it the healthy way please anything helps thanks in advance
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    Gesture - I was pretty upset about not being notified either. They did vision today without my consent. Honesty, I don't want those tests done at school- they have their own pediatrician for that, and it irks me to my core that anything medical be done without my knowledge. 50m Like Reply GROOTT it looks like other parents were notified in a newsletter, and not all parents can or do send their kids to the doctor often enough for these things to always be caught. My kid sees his pediatrician ever
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    Automotive parking light - It just feels so weird that my 3 year old has no way to contact me while she's at school What age did you give a little simple phone that they can call you on if needed? It just feels so weird. This morning a slightly older girl from my daughter's class helped walk her to class and my daughter happily went with her. I mean I have watched all the seasons of SVU. She's so sweet and agreeable, I'm afraid she'd just walk off with anyone How do I ease my anxiety about this
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    Cheek - Okay famous baby acne question- what are your remedies? It's just by her eye and we washed her face with water and did some breast milk yesterday and will try apple cider vineagar today
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    Font - Our homeschool group is gauging interest for a new 2 day a week DROP OFF program for moms that feel overwhelmed with homeschooling or just need some support. This would be a 4 hour day led by a certified teacher to work on core curriculum subjects for 3rd and 4th grade, starting in January. Days would be Tuesday and Thursday from 8:30-12:30. Message the school or me for details. We are a vaccine and mask free group. This means that all vaccines must be stopped at least 6 months prior to j
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    Slope - my kids were all drinking coffee by six except connor he just likes the creamer 20h Reply
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    Font - CRUNCHY MAMA'S! Any crunchy mamas that throw their milk on everything? My baby has an ear infection and I'm not sure exactly what/how. My first never had an ear infection, so this is new territory. How much do you put in? How often? How long do you keep them laid down so it stays in? 8 comments
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    Font - I hope this doesn't make me sound like an awful sil but I'm genuinely concerned for my nephew so please be kind. What would you do in this situation? My sister in law is a ftm and does not know how to care for my nephew who is 8 months old and will not take any advice i try to give her. She's feeding him several bowls of baby food at a time 3 times a day with no drink, letting him dry nurse (she thinks she's still producing but goes weeks without nursing him so milk has dried up), and giv
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    Font - post "Oh! So cute! How old is she?" -Plump middle-aged woman at Target "Almost five months." -Me "Wow. She's so tiny." -Plump middle- aged woman at Target "Wow. You're not." -Me I KNOW I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THIS, but I don't understand why strangers think it's ok to comment on others' bodies. Me included, I guess!
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    Font - Will be in the market for a nanny (not just babysitter) in the upcoming couple of weeks. I have a 1 year old boy and 3 month old girl. I work from home from 8-5, and will be leaving for my second job as soon as I clock out at home. Hours will be roughly 1PM-8PM. I need someone interactive with my son. He wants someone to play with him. No, I don't expect constant play. I need light housework done (sweeping, dishes, mopping). My husband will be home anywhere between 6-7PM each night. Pay i
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    Font - brok Group member. 33m My just turned 16 year old sophomore daughter is a really good kid with a good head on her shoulders and we have a great relationship. She had her first boyfriend last year and he was from a really good Christian family and their relationship was reaally innocent and sweet. Welll in the end he ended up not being that nice and they broke up this summer. Now shes really smitten with this guy - hes black (which I'm okay with) and he doent have a very good family life a
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    Font - 5:27 AM 38⁰ 44% So I've been with my husband since I was 15 years old. We've been through a lot of stuff throughout the years. So about seven years ago, my husband cheated on me with this girl who I worked with. She ended up pregnant & she claimed it was her husbands baby. Her husband signed the birth certificate so he is legally responsible for "their" son. However, this little boy looks just like my son. They are identical. The little boy & my son became really good friends & people wou
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    Product - Anti-Vaxx United: Mothers and Youths Against Big Pharma 10 hrs My friend made this gem! lla Me when a vaxxd child has a seizure
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    Forehead - 6:42 1 Q Search 1. Toxic ingredients from aluminum to sodium chloride A - 8-10 Replying to sil.hOe.ettes just spreading information that #bigpharma... See more original sound - josieclark Add comment... @ + 197 60 18
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    Font - any of you guys pierced your baby's ears at home?!? my husbands cousin has a baby girl, she's like 5 months or so. she posted a video on facebook of her and her husband piercing her ears at home with a piercing gun you get off of like amazon, they marked a spot for it and everything and he did it way to low, like so low it was under the mark they made. and it just gave me MAJOR anxiety. it just doesn't seem right to me? i don't know literally anything on the topic so if you do just tell m
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